Running With Scissors
Friday, January 09, 2004
Exhausted and drunk, yet, as usual, the urge to write things overtakes the urge to sleep. Just arrived home from a soul night at a terribly swanky place named V bar. The soul was fantastic, yet the drinks were expensive. I now have three dollars to last me til next Wednesday.

Darned screen won't stop moving. and it just took me three tries to spell the word 'moving' right. (make that 6 tries, as I ended up writing it twice).

What a silly, pointless waste of an entry.
Fiona expressed these musings at 5:58 AM
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
This house is way too hot, however I can't open the front door to let the breeze through because I'm practising my viola, and I'm a bit shy about passers-by hearing my mediocre efforts. I'm currently taking a break. I haven't practised for about a week or so and the callouses on my fingertips seem to have reduced or something, cos it damn well hurts. Plus the combination of the heat, the weight of my viola and my puny arms means that I can only play for about 5 minutes before I have to take a break. Plus I'm impatient and easily discouraged.

Ebay dramas...I bought a red dress off Ebay recently. It arrived the other night, looking very different from the dress in the photos and sporting several very obvious stains on the skirt. I immediately dashed off a rather biting email to the seller demanding a refund. She replied promptly with... 'oops, I sent you the wrong dress'. Which was a relief, because I was starting to wonder if perhaps my eyesight had deteriorated even further, and that the dress I had received had in fact been clearly depicted in the photographs, yet I had somehow failed to notice several major features of it.

Tim suggested that she didn't really send the wrong dress, that my nasty email terrified her so much that she is now frantically scouring Brisbane for a dress that looks more like the photos. I like that idea. I'm so used to people sending me whingy emails (work-related email complaints, that is), it's about time I started firing off a few of my own.





Fiona expressed these musings at 11:04 PM
I was denied the beautiful, beautiful pink fake croc skin peep toe heels. I went all the way to Paddington, 'yaahhhh' capital of Sydney, and damaged my eyes from having to look upon numerous examples of straight-out-of-Vogue-what's hot pages- fashion, and damaged the eyes of many fashionable people with my train-wreck-messy hair and chipped nail polish, only to find that the shop that was supposed to be holding the shoes for me was in fact not holding them at all. I reckon the sales assistant who was supposed to be putting them aside tried them on, fell in love and ran away with them. I was prepared to spend ridiculous amounts of money on those damn shoes.

Apart from shoe tragedies, my days have been occupied with trying to force myself to work for more than 4 hours each day. I made it to 7 today, hooray for me. I have the good fortune of having a job where I don't really have set hours. As long as I rock up at 8.30 and look kinda busy, I can leave whenever. which is fantastic, but disastrous from a budget point of view. Being a lazy bludger and all, I find that I have to be practically nailed to my seat to stay past 1.30pm. And while I am there, occupying my ergonomically designed office seat, I do almost nothing. I get on with whatever busy-work there is to be done, chat to people, spread idle gossip. They've just fired three people in a very stern and serious manner, marching them out the door 1 hour after they arrived. Scandal! One of them was a kindred spirit, the third kindred spirit they have fired in a two week period. If they're going to downsize, why do they have to get rid of my buddies? I think it was something to do with giving free merchandise to friends. Who knows. There will be lectures at the Friday meeting, I'm sure. Hopefully they will supply free alcohol to help wash down the lecture. It's been known to happen occasionally.

This damn headache just won't go away. Perhaps wine will help.
Fiona expressed these musings at 1:19 AM
Synopsis
The life and times of a girl who likes cake.

The Cast And Crew
Fiona: A genius musicologist with a giant brain, who loves cake, pies and aeroplanes. Captain of Skybed 2.
Rob: Fiona's gentleman caller, also owner of a giant brain, and captain of Skybed 1.
Vanessa: Sister of Fiona, recently returned from a jaunt around the Continent.
Timothy: Friend of Fiona and gentleman caller of Vanessa, currently swanning around in Paris.
Nicholas: Friend of all of the above.
Helen: Platonic wife of Fiona, artist, and senior lecturer.
Mother: Self-explanatory.

Links to Alleviate Your Boredom
www.engrish.com
home.iprimus.com.au/ncarvan/
Other Blogs

Recipe Of The Week: Orange and Raspberry Cake
Ingredients
125g margarine
3/4 cup (165g) caster sugar
2 eggs, or egg replacer equivalent
1 1/2 cups (225g) self-raising flour
1/2 cup (125 mL) orange juice
3/4 cup raspberries. If you use frozen ones, don't thaw them, please.

1.Grease deep 20cm round cake pan, line base with baking paper, sprinkle with sugar.This helps your cakey to rise, as the mixture clings tenaciously to the sugar as it climbs up the sides of the pan.

2.Beat butter and sugar in medium bowl til all light and fluffy.

3.Beat in eggs one at a time, beating til just combined between additions. Or, if you are using egg replacer, divide it in half, pretend it's eggs and do the same.

4.Fold in flour and juice, in 2 alternate batches, ending with a flour batch.

5.Fold in 1/4 cup raspberries, gently now..

6.Now, assemble your cakey. Spread 3/4 of cake mixture into your pan, sprinkle with remaining raspberries. Spread with remaining cake mixture.

7. Bake in moderate oven (180 degrees) about 1 hour. Stand cake in pan 5 min,then cool on a wire rack.

8. Ice your creation. Orange or passionfruit icing would be nice with this one, I think. I usually just sift some icing sugar until I get sick of it, then add enough orange juice or passionfruit pulp to make a nice consistency.

9. Share with your friends and bask in praise (it'd be nice if you mentioned me, but if you don't, I'll forgive you). Or,
consume alone.